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Justice Ginsberg, speaking for the minority said, "the majority decision has just sold the American democracy to the highest bidder." Roberts dismissed that argument by saying, "Nothing in the constitution says that all men are created with the equal amount of free speech and some just have a little more free speech available to them." Asked what the basis of his ruling was, Roberts said he was convinced of making the ruling due to a crap load of free speech that came his way. The Post Times Sun Dispatch or PTSD is a newsource of serious political satire. At a press conference in Concord, New Hampshire today Mr. Romney confirmed that he was consulting with senior advisors about the best way to proceed with an inappropriate relationship. "Republican voters have sent the message that they want to vote for an adulterer and I have heard them loud and clear," he said. "I promise that I will engage in a world class extramarital affair that will make all of us proud again." 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